Sex between two people is a beautiful thing. Between five, it’s fantastic.
Woody Allen
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People hate it when they’re tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it’s a desperate sort of convulsion in desperate circumstances, which helps a little.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it.
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